This amateur poet clearly shows the annoying fashion of SPAM on his computer, and how it can easily be turned into beautiful poetry. I think we've all felt this way at some point while on our computers but just didn't have the right words...
Some people enjoy eating spam, For them it is a treat.
But I prefer to leave it alone, It's something I don't want to eat.
Most people don't wish to read spam, It's intrusive and full of clutter.
Some items are so embarrassing, That I won't show them to my mother.
I don't have erectile disorder, My colon is doing just fine.
I don't need a college degree, And I haven't committed a crime.
My hair doesn't need restoring, I'm not looking for a mate.
I don't need a digital camera, Or new insurance rates.
I'm not entering any new contests, You can keep all your prizes and cash.
Goodbye dear spam, it's time to go, And wind up in the trash.
http://www.authspot.com/Poetry/Spam-is-for-Eating-and-Not-for-Reading.68663
Some people enjoy eating spam, For them it is a treat.
But I prefer to leave it alone, It's something I don't want to eat.
Most people don't wish to read spam, It's intrusive and full of clutter.
Some items are so embarrassing, That I won't show them to my mother.
I don't have erectile disorder, My colon is doing just fine.
I don't need a college degree, And I haven't committed a crime.
My hair doesn't need restoring, I'm not looking for a mate.
I don't need a digital camera, Or new insurance rates.
I'm not entering any new contests, You can keep all your prizes and cash.
Goodbye dear spam, it's time to go, And wind up in the trash.
http://www.authspot.com/Poetry/Spam-is-for-Eating-and-Not-for-Reading.68663
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